1. why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

    do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

  2. paging-doctorfaggot: omg xx

    paging-doctorfaggot:

    omg xx

  3. How I want to be cheered up if I’m down.

    believerinchances:

    totally-relatable:

    Please?

  4. marthaforreal: myspacekween: perfect. Literally think this when I’m standing at my register..

    marthaforreal:

    myspacekween:

    perfect.

    Literally think this when I’m standing at my register..

  6. life is like a box of chocolates

    i don’t have a box of chocolates 

  7. lliampayne:

    one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”

  8. teapayne:

    If Liberty from degrassi can get a boyfriend, AND get pregnant 

    I can too

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    itsdamnfunny:

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About me

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.” -john lennon